HAPPY V.D.

thanks the rash is clearing up

Lulz. :) I'm having a weird morning. I woke up wanting to be a victim. I've got this twisted mental picture of getting socked in the jaw and crashing to the floor, then being yanked to my knees by my shining glory and slapped in the mouth until blood drips from my lips, whereupon I'm forced to choke on cock. It gets even more fun from there, too! Pretty nifty, eh? Eh. Hmph.

Now that's a Valentines Day gift. ;) So why are you here? Go kick someone in the ass and get that ball rolling.

Well, I doubt it'll quite happen like that. I could certainly express my desire to be pushed around in no uncertain terms and undoubtedly have a hot scene, but a couple-few factors would interfere with my fantasy being played out just so. For one, the map of Skandinavia is not overly fond of punching me in the face. And for another...eh, let's say I'm not a morning person. The black sky and the stars make the evil come out of me. When the morning birds are chirping, I don't much feel like scening.

you make me crazy and you do it on purpose and i love every minute of it

;* If it's any consolation I'm making me crazy, too.

yay!!! I could use some company in lunaticville.

Happy VD to all! Ugh, I got roses from the ex... Sigh. Is there really a girl that would go back to an ex just cuz he sent roses? He was really shocked that I was unimpressed.

Can I offer two thoughts? x. You can't blame the guy for trying. x. Just goes to show that there is a disconnect as he was "shocked" that you were unimpressed. If he was better able to read you, you two may still be together. Enough Dr. Phil for today. :)

Either that or he's a creepy asshole stalker. Or am I the only freak-magnet in the Fo today? Heh.

Man.... .someone is really negging your ass. Its usually Butterkup getting the beatdown

Though it seems the negger missed my "Lulz. :)" post. Maybe because s/he likes the idea of me getting tolchocked in the face and choking on a dick. Ha ha.

think he/she ran out lol probably running to grab another handle quik for more points lol

:) Happy barfday. Want a spanking? Go-go gadget spatula! YES! Awesome. Fuck, I wish I was Inspector Gadget. Or the evil Claw. He was truly the second death metal vocalist of all time. The first being the Cookie Monster, as everyone knows. ;)

you seem more of an agent x from get smart

Hahaha! All I can think of is that hideous bathing-cap-style veil she wore on the wedding episode. :D Yuck! That was a fun show, though.

Wow....I woke up this morning not even knowing it was V Day. Just goes to show how much I care about it. Bleh. On another note, I did have a hot fuck sesh last night....so happy Valentines Day, I guess.

Just Vanilla.... He's a different fellow...he doesn't like to dabble in kink at all. A straight arrow I guess you can say. And way too opinionated. Which is why we are only NSA. Hey, I gotta get it somewhere. Pah. And I hope ya get fucked on the mountain. :D

Hey, if it works--it works. :D Oh, shit. Me too. If I even get a mountain trip, I somehow doubt there'd be any fucking, but still... it's supposed to be clear tonight and on a clear night up there, it's just so amazing. It's like you can see every star in the galaxy. Sigh.

I'm jealous Vegas is so damn bright that we have to drive at least x miles to be able to do any reasonable star gazing. Blasted city. Have fun :D