they are all over, when you go mountain lion hunting its never easy, you've got to work hard at it

dude dont do it!!!! its nice to have a trophy babe on your arm thats hot but remember sooner more than later she is going to change. It starts with a grey hair, little body fat and than she start to pass gas when your friends are over for monday night football. Always shoot for the babe 5+ years younger. You wont regret it and you may even make me your best dude in your wedding. billiethephillie speaking ffrom experience

if you need to ask you don't need to know

Don't ask, don't tell. Just follow her directions. To the letter. The first of which is "NO PERSONAL ADS!" Aside from that, I'm sure he's just the sort of dumb, clueless lug any woman would want as a mate.

LOL! all us women want a man just like that!

Dammit! And it was my barking orders all the time what got me into trouble. As opposed to getting Trouble into a luscious cumsluty. Drat. Guess I'll have to work on my technique.

silly rabbit! technique is everything!

But I don't even have a Rabbit... Oh, wait. Yes, technique is everything. Ever since I want to mixed case online, things have gone better for me. And typing in the fo has certainly kept my fingers nimble. As a point of fact. Or interest.

no rabbit? how about a HMW? or other vibe? the rabbit could tickle your taint! just say'n!

'Taint no taint of lepus taint there. Apparently, the good vibrations would all have to be from my mouth. Guess I should have learned to play some brass instruments.

again silly rabbit (not lepus) this taint!

I won't taint my taint; 'taint no way 'round it! And my addition of the "lepus" lost the sense of my original triadic taint tale. Sorry 'bout that ;)

no apologies needed. taint no big thang!

No, it's only a few inches at most. If it's much bigger than that, I think you've got a bigger problem on your hands than having no rabbit around. Wasy thing, that rabbit.

thats why i keep other toys around ones that don't take batteries for their energy. just feed them some meat and they will go all day!

Om nom MEAT nom. Good thing I'm not a vegetarian in that case. Otherwise, I'd surely starve after a few days. With all the calories I'd be burning, I might not even make it that long.

most men are carnivores! feed your meat meat! i always say!

Just make sure not to beat your meat while beating the meat. Otherwise, lots of pain may arise - unlike your meat, which would be woefully beaten...if you were a guy.